A Litte Ditty About University

I got accepted to U-Waterloo

So I came to see how well I could do

It's gone ok and I've made lots of friends

But I still don't know where I'll be in the end

My suitcase - in the corner it lies

I rent a bachelor pad with five other guys

The furniture belongs to somebody else
Homeless people inside a house

Some people come just to get good grades

To find a job for money and praise

They live so they can hoard up their wealth

But when they die it goes to someone else

Others who come are true party punks

They come to school so they can be drunks

They say to party the night away

But does the pleasure stay when they're old and grey?

Our plaque says: "The Most Intelligent City"

But do you understand this little ditty?